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Okay on my way, I’ll forget the condoms

These panties are at least a hundred years old, bring a pry bar.

I’ll rip em off with my teeth no need for a pry bar

I hope your teeth are strong because they all the way up to my boobs and you don’t want to rip them tiny babes off. Just start licking from the knees. That’s where they start. You can do this!

Sounds like a better plan my cunnilingus skills are on par and I hope you’re okay with that

Well your tongue better be soaking wet because these 100 year old panties are cemented onto my genitals with no opening or slit in sight.

I’ll keep it nice and hydrated

There is a fire hydrant a mile away. Do you have the strength to pull it here to release the panties and taste the treasure?

I will try lol

Only a fellow Canadian can realize how utterly crazy we really are. You made me laugh until it hurts. This story will continue…..I have to eat. And no I’m not eating my panties.