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She doesn't want to kiss you, Fool. She wants you to want to kiss her!

Two pieces of bacon, some scrambled eggs, and a side of toast walk into a bar and sit down. Bartender comes up and says, "You'll have to leave. We don't serve breakfast here."

stare down

beach baby

Stand tall

Stand up

Slow hand

Queen Bee

party naked

free me

tame her

Take me

Banana peel

Don't walk through the screen door, grandma; you might strain yourself.

Nape of the neck, where I caress lightly, kiss, lick, softly blow . . .

ripe banana

Yes. I've dislocated both shoulders, a toe, and a finger. All separate incidents. Have you ever been skydiving?

But of course!

I like peanut butter, the world's most perfect food. Peanut butter is the reason the New World was discovered.

How long did it take for the servers to come back up the last time?