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Hi. My head hurts today

When talking about Willie Mays. Hiya

Mine is Mayhem from the Allstate commercials. They make me laugh. And I feel I create mayhem in any room I'm in

Awww thanks Tom. I'd hang with your smiling face too

Wouldn't that be fun!?!?!!

And Chris. I'd hang with El Greco

Thank you C. Not many would here. I'd hang with you too

Because the cookie jar isn't transparent. And nobody digs in a cookie jar. Always grab the one on the top

Wonder what a full night of sleep without waking 20 times feels like

Of course. Tru is cool as shit

Waking up and doing mental math as to how long until the alarm will actually go off. Hate waking before the alarm...several times a night

Heyyyy. Quarter after 5 is early. Anyone know they had a 5.....a.m. too?

Well. Welcome

Omg. I want some pecan pie and a cuppa

Wait...is it Fat Tuesday!?!?!?? You mean, I'm ahead of the game for once?

Most likely...my foot

I am amazed at how readily people will show their dick on this site. Gawddamm. Calm down. Take a shower

I said it to Stan's audacity not to love us all

Sleep is overrated. Tacos...since it IS Tuesday

TnC. I agree with my earlier post. Put that thing away