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  1. BignSekZ

    Always be nice to anyone who has access to your toothbrush!

    Always be nice to anyone who has access to your toothbrush!
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    I don't have a microwave oven, but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks shit.

    I don't have a microwave oven, but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks shit.
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    And I appreciate the info, I just wanted to make sure you knew that your info was not falling...

    And I appreciate the info, I just wanted to make sure you knew that your info was not falling into empty ears and I also knew something so you didn't have to worry that I might be accidentally mal-nourishing the duck population over here.
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    Just because it's not good for them doesn't change their opinion of me when I have it...(I don't...

    Just because it's not good for them doesn't change their opinion of me when I have it...(I don't really feed ducks bread) You also have to be careful with tomatoes cuz they're part of the nightshade family along with eggplant, rhubarb and potatoes. Also, no avocado, onions, or garlic...
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    I believe a ducks opinion of me is very influenced by whether or not I have bread.

    I believe a ducks opinion of me is very influenced by whether or not I have bread.
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    Good. Laughter is the best medicine!

    Good. Laughter is the best medicine!
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    Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something!

    Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something!
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    Only if there's a possibility that it won't die...

    Only if there's a possibility that it won't die...
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    A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.

    A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.
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    A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.

    A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.
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    You know fishing shows? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don’t wanna eat the fish...

    You know fishing shows? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don’t wanna eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something.
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    I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs!

    I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs!
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    My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don’t really know what’s...

    My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don’t really know what’s happening down there. Who is the real hero?
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    Is a hippopotamus really a hippopotamus, or just a really cool opotamus?

    Is a hippopotamus really a hippopotamus, or just a really cool opotamus?
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    https://youtu.be/0R5UbCwR2zA?si=jpiCOR21kLdgOItl

    https://youtu.be/0R5UbCwR2zA?si=jpiCOR21kLdgOItl
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    Been gone for too long. Hope I still know some people here!

    Been gone for too long. Hope I still know some people here!
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    Naughty Game A-Z Turn Ons

    Taking it how she wants...
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    Game Describe Yourself A-Z

    X-ing Xs off this list because they're all used up!
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    Naughty Game Keep one drop one, SEX

    Unrelenting oral
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    Icebreaker Game Have you ever...?

    Maybe once or twice when I was younger... HYE played BINGO to win money?
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