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Join me in another, and watch me blunder, and fall face first in the gutter

Did I leave my drink in here?

I currently can’t find it… Hody get drunk in public?

o_O Enjoying my company

Used to tell kids in CoD lobbies that I’d fuck their mommies, 15 yeas later I do it so much it might as well be considered a hobby

Welcome!

If self observation is correct, one that will actually fucking kill me xD

I tend to those fields like Tennessee farmer, professionally, proper, and just the she needs it … the crop is certainly what I’m talking about Then wrote the farmers wife to ask if the peaches needed picked:rolleyes:

Hah, I’ve enjoyed this

I don’t remember it well, but I was drunk and drove into a field…. Had that car for 10 days, but didn’t catch a charge

Uhmmm…. That’s a field…

Head nod.. you know what it is.

YO!!!!!!

Hmmm, was told not to talk to strangers, but now I’m trying to climb in bed with em.. I probably would, yea.

Better close the window or whatever the hell it is your holding looks like it wouldn’t hold up to slight breeze. Lick her store?!? Where do I apply?!? A roadie, a few, or one big enough to pass around , I’m thinking a large vodka with a few pints rum. I mean we would technically be road pirates...

Woooha! You misunderstood what I had going the road trip is whenever the fuck we please, back up? Sounds more like an inconvenience. How about you drive and show me what you know. I think a little vodka and some wine. Take the joint I’m pouring a stiff one

To be fair, I could just draw a square with a + in it and could choose from the four.

Been living under a rock, and holy shit it’s bright… Just moved back to CO as everyone moved out, seems shadily convenient if you ask me. Well, now everyone is gone, been chilling alone for a while, and it’s getting dull asf… So if your bored, interested, or feisty get at me, I say I’m good to...