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Today the world is a little bit dimmer

This woman is one of only two "celebrities" that have NEVER been involved in ANY kind of "scandal" in her entire life. She started numerous charities (& unlike most "celebrities" who start charities for whatever reasons) ACTIVELY had a part in ALL of them. She stood by her husband throughout...

Underestimate me

I've always wondered if you were in a refrigerated room, sitting in a bathtub full of Jell-O and farted, would the bubbles stink once the Jell-O solidified?

I don't think I've ever heard anyone say they hate BOTH of those...✊

"To a fault."

Or, even worse, "scones"

I think the REAL reason that the War For Independence back in the day actually started because those "across the pond" called their cookies "biscuits"

And, yes, there was much laughter but the problem was really solved lol

Lmao..,this just happened to me today at work....my supervisor was talking to myself and 2 other co-workers of mine about a problem and, out of nowhere, I said "if there's a problem, yo I'll solve it, check out the hook while my DJ revolves it" and proceeded to lay out the solution of said problem

Years ago when I was living in the New Orleans area, during Mardi Gras or concert events, there were always "tourists" or "out-of-towners" that got rude and belligerent while in their cups,...lol EVERY time I was asked by said people where somewhere was, I'd give them the most fucked up...

🤘Is not exactly what a husband, ANY husband whether rich or poor, SHOULD do when one insults his wife (& mother of his children) for a medical issue and such a public forum as THE OSCARS?

I feel sorry for everyone born after 1990 (or so)...they could never understand how FUN it was to prank-call random people chosen from the phone book

There is only ONE Darth Helmut, Rick Moranis 🤘...is there anyone else that's psyched about the new Spaceballs movie? The first one was the first movie I saw in a theatre and is still one of my favorites

"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" by Sara Bareilles...Sir Elton John himself has said this is just as good, or even better, than his

It is incomprehensible to me why Will Smith has been SHUNNED for this

Me, personally, I stand behind Will Smith when he stomped up on the stage during the Oscars a few years ago and slapped Chris Rock in the face for making it joke about his wife's health issues....NOBODY would dare make a Down's Syndrome-kinda joke on the OSCARS, would they? Just me...

Having no friends or family at age 50, I've accepted the fact that when I die, I will most likely end up in a Potter's Field somewhere and then promptly forgotten...and I'm okay with that lol

Lol yeah I've already put too much thought in this but still.,

Do y'all realize how funny and great everyday life would be is if any-and-everyone who farted (whether silent or "nuclear") ALWAYS levitated an inch or two of the ground during the duration of said fart? I wonder how many Jetsons we all would witness on a daily basis everywhere we go...