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…how does one politely ask for somebody to slam them against the wall and make out with them?…asking for a friend 🤭🤭💋🖤

....if you wanna play games......i'll play them dirtier, harder, and better than you ever will sweetheart

….awwww did you guys miss me?!?! 🤭🤭💋🖤

....never do the same mistake twice....okay maybe if he's hot you can 🤭🩵

…I know you don’t play guitar, but if you hold my neck and finger me I’ll make the prettiest sounds 🤭💋🖤

....when he cums so hard you can feel his heart racing and his pulse throbbing 🥵🫠🫦🤤💦

…making you horny and making you smile are two of my favorite things 🤭💋🖤

…what do you call two drunk people having sex?…rubbing alcohol 🤭🤭💗💗

…every time I see a mattress on top of a car, my mind immediately thinks “damn prostitutes are doing door dash now?!” 🤭🤭🤭💜💜💜

....You remind me of my pinky toe.....sooner or later, I'm gonna bang you on a table 🤭🫶

…what’s it like being around me, you may ask…well have you ever had a headache and an erection at the same time? 🤭🤭💗

....sometimes a girl just wants to be bent over and banged like a scream door in the middle of a hurricane...🤭🩷

...welp can't think of anything funny at this moment to say...soooo fuck yall hoes 🤭

….dudes with the smallest dicks have the most fucked up attitudes, like calm down push pop 🤭🤭💜💜

...I am attracted to men with the same sense of humor as me, so it's real damn unfortunate that I have the sense of humor of a fucking douche bag 😭🤣🧡🧡

..do you ever have such an inappropriate thought you have to dump water on yourself? Like calm down self, tone it down, think about Jesus you slut 🤭🤭💛💛

…if a girl has a masked, stalker, dangerous man kink..does that make her crazy or hotter than normal? Asking for a friend 🤭