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…every time I see a mattress on top of a car, my mind immediately thinks “damn prostitutes are doing door dash now?!” 🤭🤭🤭💜💜💜

....You remind me of my pinky toe.....sooner or later, I'm gonna bang you on a table 🤭🫶

…what’s it like being around me, you may ask…well have you ever had a headache and an erection at the same time? 🤭🤭💗

....sometimes a girl just wants to be bent over and banged like a scream door in the middle of a hurricane...🤭🩷

...welp can't think of anything funny at this moment to say...soooo fuck yall hoes 🤭

….dudes with the smallest dicks have the most fucked up attitudes, like calm down push pop 🤭🤭💜💜

...I am attracted to men with the same sense of humor as me, so it's real damn unfortunate that I have the sense of humor of a fucking douche bag 😭🤣🧡🧡

..do you ever have such an inappropriate thought you have to dump water on yourself? Like calm down self, tone it down, think about Jesus you slut 🤭🤭💛💛

…if a girl has a masked, stalker, dangerous man kink..does that make her crazy or hotter than normal? Asking for a friend 🤭

…bragging about how many dudes you’ve fucked since your ex..which was hmm, a few months ago..that’s not a flex sweetheart, that makes you a ho 🩷😘🤭

…just heard cum referred to as “high fructose porn syrup”…my life will be forever changed…🤭🤭💛

…hmm, maybe you should ask yourself, “is my dick big enough to be acting like this?”…if the answer is no, then sit yo ass down 🤭🤭💙

…if having sex for money makes you a hoe, then does having sex for free make you a non-profit whoreganization? 🤭🤭🩷🩷

…..some bitches be like, “I swear I’m clean, I’ve been tested!”…Mmk food poisoning sit ya ass down

…I knew there was a reason I was called Sweet…my name must taste pretty good since it’s still in your mouth ya dumb cunt…anyways, have a great day! 🤭🩷

…once you get past my adhd, awkward sense of humor, resting bitch face, sailor mouth, and my anxiety…I’m truly a joy to be around 🤭💙

….Twinkle, Twinkle Little Whore…You’re Cheaper Than The Dollar Store…🤭💕

….choked on my sandwich today…nipples got hard…worried about myself 🤭🧡

…I’m not saying I hate him…but, I hope his next blowjob comes from a shark 🤭🦈💙