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Im confused, why am I here?

Aww, thank you. You get cookies then :D

*waits under mistletoe* *no one shows up* *mistletoe wilts to escape me*

Gurl where you been lol

Heyo, how you be :D

I'm a chimp? T-T

Dicks are gross

Well, I took of my shirt at the beach when I was a kid, some bitch said, eww you're gross, then made herself throw up, so I hit that bitch with a chair, then cried in the car

See, last time soneone saw me naked, their face went like ark of the covenant melting. I might be ugly

Its ok. I get confused when I see me naked too :p

I would have questions

I love the flannel lol

All 3 if you'll let me lol

A 10 from me too. Very lovely

Im Definitly craving a cuddle buddy

Id probably pass out lol. But something would be standing up