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I'm up for a chat with a pretty girl like you. I dont get on much because of my stupid job and it takes me into places of the world with no cell service like the freakin Florida everglades but I would love to hear from you if you want to hear from me lol btw how is your bobby dazzler? Hehehe hit...

Wow somehow I feel dirty reading this

Lol OK dude that was good. If I was trying to get girls to talk to me that would be the most imaginative way. Sorry to call bullshit but bullshit! Lol

Ok

I would marry taco too Marry mila kunis (girl on family guy) Fuck Jessica nigri Kill unfortunately Kate hudson F M K 1. Amy Poehler, Tina Fey, and Kristen Wiig

OK sorry Fuck Megan fox Marry Jennifer Lawrence Kill Kate upton 1. TacoBelle 2. Stanthropical 3. Nice Guy

Fuck Courtney cox Marry JannistonAnniston Kill Lisa Kudrow smelly cat wasn't that funny. David schwimmer Matt la blanc Matthew Perry

1. Fuck.... Megan Fox. She seems like she is too full of her self 2. Marry... Jennifer Lawrence She seems like a down to earth girl and she is beautiful. 3. Kill.... Kate Upton... There us something just very snobby about her 1. Brad Pitt 2. Toby McGuire 3. George Cloony

This was Chelsea's idea

Chelsea you have to agree that it was kinda cute that he was so into her and so attracted and so stunned by her that he even forgot where he was. It is rare that a girl does that to a guy. He must have thought she was a goddesses.

Kinda a different story if he is with his wife. That is a jerk.

You were literally so stunning to him his whole world was you until he ran into an inanimate object. You should be proud. Just you being you made a guy act a fool for a second.

Hahaha I have done that before. Don't be upset. That just means you were so attractive that he couldn't do anything but admire how you looked. Take it as a compliment. A creepy compliment but a compliment non the less

Panda saw his rival and didn't. Know what to do, he wanted to get out if Disney hell but he was still enjoying his guacamole. Could he make a good decision.......

You're killing me Smalls.... Reference from the sandlot

Have you ever had butter on a pop tart, it's so freakin good. If you've never had butter on a pop tart than I really really think you should. Share other pop culture references and I'll try to guess what it is.

Have you ever had butter on a pop tart it's so freakin good, if you've never had butter on a pop tart then I really really think you should! Who has a fun pop culture reference?

I don't think I have ever met a girl that wasn't into a guy giving her oral. Nor have I ever met a guy who didn't want to either. Lol it is kinda universally awesome.

I think it is a serious problem and after seeing several documentaries on the shortened winters in the Arctic the odd whale and hammer head shark migrations because of changing temperatures in the oceans currents it is something I think we all need to be concerned about. I don't think my home...

When I was a young boy my father took me into the city........ To join the black parade. Lol