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Action Jackson

Ouch my vagina is the best way to reach me to come over and get a few more things in life. Ok. Put your mouth on...

Wendy's mascot. I like redheads. Would you rather fuck an Arby's roast beef sandwich or a Wendy's frosty?

When I'm crossing any decent length bridge...I think at various points of the bridge whether I'd be able to swim to the shore at that specific point if the bridge collapsed underneath me.

When someone uses the urinal right next to you when there's like 10 fucking, available urinals.

The amount of time it takes me to get done with a 60 minute workout. 90 days

Relaxed Pistachio

My favorite sex position is still rising sun and warmth of your tight wet slit... Ok.

I danced around my living room with my dog. He didn't look that happen, but whatever.

Sure, but we have to stay 6 ft apart and wear face covers. Would you like to attempt to make sushi using fish we had to catch ourselves, with me?

Boy: Octagon Girl: Star Twins: crescent and heart Candy bars

Sublime

ISpyWithMyFuckingEye

No, but I would help you toss full water bottles at empty people. Would you like to build a snowman while singing "Would you Like to Build a Snowman," with me?

Dim sum

Radiohead - D

No. HYE told someone you were in love with them?

Ensuring that none of his food ever touches each other/mixes on his plate and having a singing voice that can move even the coldest SOB to tears.

Belongs to House Ravenclaw. Enjoys witty banter, reruns of The Office, red velvet cupcakes and Zinfandel...not necessarily in that order and sometimes all at the same time.

Cool hat