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Well, of Course I make 'New Years' Resolutions'. But I make them For Other People. It's the price of caring.

I took my grandpa to one of those trendy spas where little fish eat the dead skin. Sure, it cost me 50 bucks, but it was a lot cheaper than a funeral.

So, the Pope.. and some of the Cardinals were about to board his plane. He says.. "Hey, I'm just going to work some crossword puzzles.. but that doesn't mean I don't want to talk." They all smile and nod (while thinking .. "Sure.. ASS")

Anyway.. as he's working his puzzle, he asks.. "What's a four-letter word for woman that ends in u-n-t ?" One of the Cardinals speaks up instantly "Aunt". His Holiness stops for a second, and says.. "Ahh .. yes, Of course.. Aunt! - Hand me that eraser."

If you can't do 'surgeon's cuffs'.. then don't call yourself a Tailor Shop. Call yourself an Alterations shop.

It's a shame.. by the time business is done.. and it's time to relax.. the bars are all closed.

Every day is a gift. Rest well, Louie.. you are going to be missed.

You can still trust me on this, random PM'ers , , , I was growing weary of the conversation LONG before you decided to disappear.

If chatters knew that was your actual photo .. they'd be begging for you to use them like a stolen credit card!

It's not about what you know, but how you FEEL about what you know. This.. is what determines the intensity of your efforts.

The CEO of Susan G. Komen foundation makes $720,000. a year. Remember, that as you run downtown and block traffic..She's laughing at U.

You .. are the trailer park. I .. am the tornado.

"The man who would be king .. must first rule the empire of himself."

No, I don't do snapchat, Facebook or tiktok, but I CAN write in cursive, tell time on a clock, and do math without a calculator.

I was sorry that you had to see a group of jackals, addicted to group-think... descend on an opinion like that. I love the idea of CHAT .. because I love the rational exchange of all ideas. Not just the ones that media instructs the masses to believe are acceptable I hope you'll return...