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The fact that my body cracks whenever I move and doesn't light up like a glow stick is very disappointing

Life is too short to be serious all the time. If you can't laugh at yourself, call me.... I'll laugh at you 😂 😂

I don't mean to brag but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years. Ha!

Well. 2026 is off to an interesting start. I think I need another tattoo. That should fix things

Someone once told me "life will swallow you whole of you don't fight back" Well guess what? Eat me bitch I'll give you indigestion

I tried to be normal once.... Worst 5 minutes of my life!

*clears throat* ..... Rawr. That is all

You think I'm short? You should see my patience

My prince is not coming on a white horse... He clearly got lost while riding a turtle 🤷‍♀️

Finally, my winter fat is gone.... Now I have spring rolls

I hate people. They're too talky

Love you daddy x

I hate the damn site, I miss you x

You never realise what you've got until it's gone ..... Toilet paper is a good example

Some people just need a high five.... In the face....with a chair

Me: I want to travel Bank account: like to the park?

I am not hungry. But I am bored, therefore I shall eat

An apple a day keeps everyone away if you throw it hard enough

All you need is love. But a bit of chocolate every now and then wouldn't hurt