guilty pleasures

I like to hang out naked on on my back deck and have a drink after everyone goes to sleep. I’ve got some more, but would love to hear some of those secret “confessions” or guilty pleasures :-)

Describe *insert your vice, guilty pleasure, perv, creep, subconsciously naughty or something that could be perceived so by others even if it isn't behavior or tendencies* because *insert any reason or excuse you feel is applicable*