have you ever

1) Had hair so annoying you kept blowing it out of your eyes/face? 2) Had wind caught in your hair and had to keep flipping it away? 3) Changed a diaper?

Ask the user below you if they have ever... { insert verb and the rest of your question here }. @Stanthropical - seems to me that a thread like this would already exist. A search didn't pull anything up, so if it does exist, feel free to consolidate / delete.