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I couldn't find a thread for this so here goes. Post your pickup lines for the user below. Comment on the one above you and post you're own for the next user. I'll go first since its my thread. Thanks y'all and good luck lol Is there a phone in your back pocket? Cause that ass is calling me.

Hello there, some of you may know me here. Others may not, there's also some who don't know me nor want to know me. But that's fine with me lol. Anywho, my name is HornyIsh69 but feel free to call me Ish. Oh and did I tell you, I'm trying my hand at erotica real soon? Biker Erotica for sure but...

Post all the Douchebag or douche canoe memes or quotes you want here lol :) mind the rules though.

If anyone wants to bother coding up software to generate Role Play openers, here is all you need: (forgive my assumption that the sub is a female, its just easier to read than s/he) Basic slave girl RP- 8400 variations Slave is at an auction, she is: 1. Nobility trapped here 2. Secretly Noble...

A Few Friends Inspired Me To Create This Thread Because We Can Always Use a Good Laugh! Everyone Has Gotten Hit With a Bad, Cheesy, or Ridiculous Pick Up Line. So, What is the "Best" Line You've Been Hit With??? Everyone Is Welcome To Participate! Here's Mine ----- "Nice Shoes. Wanna...

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