joke

This is my donut. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My donut is my friend. I must chew it as I master my life. Without me, my donut is useless. Without my donut, I am useless. I must eat my donut true. I must eat it faster than my enemy who is trying to steal it. I must eat it before...

Because lol. 1

Two political scientists are sitting by the pool. One turns to the other and asks, "Have you read Marx?" to which he replies, "Yes, it's these damn wicker chairs." (read it out loud)

Post your own original Star Trek joke. Q: Who's second-in-command of raking? A: William T. Raker Q: Who crushed everyone at StarFleet Academy? A: Ensign Crusher Q: If the Chief Engineer was in France and needed to build a weapon, where should he go? A: To le Forge

I am Anthro Orca Slut. And this... is my pussy. She drips 100 drops per minute and withstands 10 inch cocks at 3 thrusts per second. *giggles* But seriously I'm a slut anthro orca. *smiles*

Post your best dirty jokes. There's a line and it MUST be crossed. I'll start :) What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off

So, I was walking down a street wearing what you see in my profile pic, when this rather nicely dressed dude comes up to me and says, "I'll give you $100 right now in cash if you let me suck your tits." "Fuck off", I said and kept waking. He followed me for a bit and then stood in front of me...