As I stand before the prison guard, he yells at me 'Aren't you ashamed to show your face, criminal?' And so I turned around for my mugshot. An ashamed criminal I am...
I'm ashamed ... Not.busted stealing 970kg of Edam Colby n mild cheese. 6mth jail. 1st meal at lunch was....... Macaroni cheese. Not ashamed but farrkin funny shit. Time served BT still had 200 odd cheese they never got. Free cheese for gd 3 yes. Can add cheese to a lot of meals