Bad Chat up Lines

Discussion in 'Drama' started by AmberDoll, Aug 12, 2017.

  1. AmberDoll

    AmberDoll Guest

    On here I get sent quite a few bad lines mostly involving doing things to my body im not bothered by them as its just part of this site. For a little fun lets post some sad or bad lines

    I lost my virginity can I have yours

    If I toss this coin will I get head
     
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  2. Rahima

    Rahima Active Member

    Money:
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    Hey sexy
     
  3. countryrocker91

    countryrocker91 Member

    Money:
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    Hey baby wanna sit on this and spin?
    hey babe wanna fuck or suck?
    hey baby can i watch you cum?
    can you pretend to be my mom so i can fuck you?
     
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  4. Rahima

    Rahima Active Member

    Money:
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  5. Lupine

    Lupine Guest

    Okay as a guy that is a little older mine tend to be..

    Would you like to be my daddy..
    How about you breaking me in..
    Let me show you what I look like in hello kitty panties..

    Yeaaaak..
     
  6. countryrocker91

    countryrocker91 Member

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    awww poor you, i always thought that being stalked by men was bad, you must have it way worse having girls with daddy complex issues messaging u
     
  7. Lupine

    Lupine Guest

    Can't say it's better or worse we all have our own limits of what we like or don't.

    But being someone's daddy isn't for me.
     
  8. countryrocker91

    countryrocker91 Member

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    hahah i so dont blame you for that. i dont get the whole be my daddy thing.... not my cup of tea
     
  9. Lupine

    Lupine Guest

    Same here and it often makes my flesh crawl...

    A few other links people throw out as well. But each to his own as they say.
     
  10. Dcdevon

    Dcdevon Well-Known Member FCN Regular

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    You must be a thief because you stole my heart. I lost my number can I have yours? You must be a mirror because I see me in you. If your sitting here then heaven must be missing an angel.
     
  11. countryrocker91

    countryrocker91 Member

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    have you lost your card? cause i can help you find it, wanna be my slave? hey baby wanna see a real cowboy?
     
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  12. Lupine

    Lupine Guest

    My current why did you bother is Hi, what's your Star sign..
     
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  13. Birthmarkz

    Birthmarkz Member FCN Regular

    "Soy yo o eres la luz que ilumina de mi noche?/It's me or you're light that illuminates my night" Too cloying (I think that is how is said in englis "empalagoso") for start to talk hahaha
     
  14. aakaash

    aakaash New Member

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    Hey
    Knight land loyalty hair
     
  15. nakedmadness

    nakedmadness New Member

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    Your kidding,right, damn, those are really lame!
     
  16. AmberDoll

    AmberDoll Guest

    I was being polite ive heard a lot worst last night I had a guy actually say nice tits while groping his cock I think thats worse than a bad chat up line
     
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  17. AmberDoll

    AmberDoll Guest

    One from school do you like wine gums whine your gums round this
     
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  18. AmberDoll

    AmberDoll Guest

    Do you like chicken suck this its foul
     
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  19. AmberDoll

    AmberDoll Guest

    Oh dear I said that about you Marty on this forum so bad
     
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