Bad Chat up Lines

Discussion in 'Drama' started by AmberDoll, Aug 12, 2017.

  1. Pauliepaul

    Pauliepaul Active Member FCN Regular

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    Did you hurt yourself falling out of heaven
     
  2. AmberDoll

    AmberDoll Guest

    Yes i broke my wings but its OK my curvy bum softened the fall
     
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  3. AmberDoll

    AmberDoll Guest

    [QUOIE="Martystaffs, post: 28943, member: 115531"]Where did I miss it[/QUOTE]
    Now i have to find it
     
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  4. Pauliepaul

    Pauliepaul Active Member FCN Regular

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    Do you have a map, I'm lost in your eyes
     
  5. AmberDoll

    AmberDoll Guest

    What your coat ! Lol[/QUOTE]
    My Undies
     
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  6. nakedmadness

    nakedmadness New Member

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    You would think men had better sense and more respect for a witty,intelligent,and beautiful woman such as yourself. Maybe it would help to have some phrases women would appreciate hearing. Just saying.
     
  7. AmberDoll

    AmberDoll Guest

    Luckily we were in the club so his hands were in his pocket still so sad what a wanker literally
     
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  8. AmberDoll

    AmberDoll Guest

    If I buy you a drink will?you get off with me
     
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  9. AmberDoll

    AmberDoll Guest

    Tight arse
     
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  10. AmberDoll

    AmberDoll Guest

    it wasn't you then on sat night
     
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  11. AmberDoll

    AmberDoll Guest

    is you lap cumfy or would your face be more fun
     
  12. Lakeside

    Lakeside Well-Known Member FCN Regular

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    A good man is hard to find but a hard man is good to find.
    Mae West.
     
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  13. Steg

    Steg Guest

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Get in the van,
    I have a knife.
     
  14. AmberDoll

    AmberDoll Guest

    So am I
     
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  15. AmberDoll

    AmberDoll Guest

    Passes the baby wipes im not cleanibg your mess up
     

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