Bad Chat up Lines

Blamethe Blonde why dont ya oh you did

 

There was a guy that messaged me by mistake and the first thing he asked me was" do you mind pounding my ass with a strap on. "

 

Are you sure it was a mistake

 

one you can look at at work

 

Sometimes I wander if my name comes up pink or something.

 

i so want to be rude but im behaving

 

that is so wrong in so many ways

 

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Get into Bed
Im Gonna Fuck You

it rhymes

 

Sometimes you have to be rude.

 

there was a young lady from Bath
who really liked a Laugh
she decide 1 day, to have a roll in the hay.
but got lost taking the wrong Path

 

id be happy with pink or Amber

 

I never know what color it is because I see it in a gold color from my screen.

 

Mae West really? She was a badass to say that in her day lol

 

Hey if you're friend told you he got off to you but had a tiny dick would you fuck me....
(Like WHAT.???)

 

Are you an overdue library book because you have FINE written all over you.

 

Screw me if I'm wrong, but you want to kiss me don't you?

 

Careful don't fall off that pedestal I've put you on

 

Is this the krusty krab
no this is patrick