Bad RP ideas/ rp pitches

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  1. SexyAsianBitch

    SexyAsianBitch Forum & Chat Moderator Staff Member FCN Regular

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    we all heard bad RP ideas/ RP pitches and now is your time to post the bad ones you heard. Maybe you even came up with some bad ones and not ashamed of it.
     
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  2. SexyAsianBitch

    SexyAsianBitch Forum & Chat Moderator Staff Member FCN Regular

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    Where do i exchange my 1000 bitches for you?
     
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  3. Demi_x

    Demi_x Weirdo FCN Regular

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    Loyal Husband who will not Cheat on His Wife.
     
  4. RosaPerks

    RosaPerks Well-Known Member FCN Regular

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    I tried setting up a gift shop in the roleplay room which sold water at the price of gold. Nearly no one took the bait except for one kind person.
     
  5. RosaPerks

    RosaPerks Well-Known Member FCN Regular

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    Ahhahahaahhaha right! In a chatroom!
     
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  6. RosaPerks

    RosaPerks Well-Known Member FCN Regular

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    My weird head translated this to some sort of Human Exchange Olympics.
     
  7. Lakeside

    Lakeside Well-Known Member FCN Regular

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    Its more a case of one person's 'weird' is another person's 'bread and butter'.
    Weird usually means, 'anything you are NOT into.'

    In my experience, there is no 'right' or 'wrong', 'weird' or 'non-weird' on this site.

    There is simply 'interest' or 'disinterest'.

    Ls x
     
  8. Stanthropical

    Stanthropical De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r

    Me: helicopter flying around With my landing gear down, flailing in the air...

    You: a table I crash into, trip over and break stuff

    oh, hey baby, didn't see you there. Are you alright?
     
  9. Demi_x

    Demi_x Weirdo FCN Regular

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    thats hot
     
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  10. Stanthropical

    Stanthropical De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r

    ilr?

    #untamedcasanova
     
  11. WomenRfromVenus

    WomenRfromVenus Martian FCN Regular

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    Them: what would you do if you looked down and seen a 1 inch man floating in your glass?

    Me: silence

    No idea where this plot was going. But I swore off 1 inch men long ago :cool:
     
  12. Lakeside

    Lakeside Well-Known Member FCN Regular

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    Had one last night..

    *Wanna play with a horny cock*

    HELL YES.. a penis with fingers that can type.. not gunna let a chance like that slip by..

    Ls x

    PS: Does my sarcasm look big on this forum?
     
  13. MelancholyArtist

    MelancholyArtist Well-Known Member FCN Regular

    I play the exorcist and you play the corona virus....
     
  14. Esoterix

    Esoterix Zookeeper Staff Member

    LOL, this reminds me of a guest that regularly PM’s the same scenario. Along the lines of...

    “I’m a tiny shrunken down man and living in your pant pocket, but you’re normal sized. What would you do with me?”
     
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  15. WomenRfromVenus

    WomenRfromVenus Martian FCN Regular

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    Now Im thinkin about your knickers

    I mean wut
     
  16. Esoterix

    Esoterix Zookeeper Staff Member

    This place is full of perverts.
     
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  17. WomenRfromVenus

    WomenRfromVenus Martian FCN Regular

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    Tis your mind, thats in the gutter
    :cool:
    Tsk tsk
     
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  18. Wisp

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    A bad idea for RolePlay would be for everyone to play themselves as they are in real life
     
  19. Hailee_

    Hailee_ Guest

    i literally can not stand that guy 'i am a faithful husband who will never cheat on his wife' then i try and play with him and all he says is 'no. im married, thats a sin. i love my wife' like sir. get the FUCK off of here. youre a nuisance.
     
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  20. Lakeside

    Lakeside Well-Known Member FCN Regular

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    I PM'd that guy and asked ...

    How's the old reverse psychology schtick working for you?
    We haven't had a guy in here trying this for over a year.

    He said it works fine but we all know what outrageous liars men are. :)

    Ls x
     
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