Starting the RP like that sure saves him having to possess any sort of personality or social skills. He doesn't need to gain her interest or even seduce her, its straight to cock in the mouth and insults. It definitely sounds like a guy utopia to me. Ls x
This ^ I just love it when they decide everything the other person do and feel. Might as well just roleplay with themselves : ))
You are a famous singer, a really popular one too! You have thousands of fans, and i dont stand out at all, you have a fuck ton of money and sex with one of your fans is somewhat meaningless to you. I get lost when going to the concert and end up in your dressing room by accident, and i ask you to show me how to get back to the stage, yet when you come over, you close the door and get a feeling of meaningless sex with a desperate fan
Four suburban couples, live on an anonymous cul-de-sac in a nondescript suburb . Every one of their houses has a perfect view into every other one.
A man furious with the birds messing up his yard/lawn finally has enough as he gets a flamethrower and chaes down the birds
The spammers... that can't even write properly. They seem to be handling the roleplay fine on their own, or whatever this is? All in seperate messages, of course. "Hello babe U horny *Licks ur pussy* Mmmmmm babe taste so good Wanna taste daddys cock *Push you down on my huge cock* Aaaah babe Im gonna cum Hello babe, u there? Hello? U fucking whore ..." Etc, that conversation can go on forever tbh.
Good lord the people who constantly use shortenings and abbreviations drive me mental! "good, hbu" "ok, u?" And also asl as the opener on an rp chatroom? Hardly matters, the whole idea is we make up characters to fit our story and scene dammit! I dont want to be one of those eloquent, verbal, descriptive fanatics that are snobby in main, but when somebody rolls in with the completely emotionless non-descriptive rush to mediocre sex scenes? Usually you can thankfully detect a persons writing style by the response to your greeting, so that's something at least. BUILDUP people! BUILDUP! I'm not asking you to write a novel, but come on, some inner thoughts or feelings or show-dont-tell descriptions to at least have ANY interesting qualities to your bland character.
My pet peeve is guys trying to tell me my character, what I'm doing, how I'm thinking, how I'm expected to act and anything that prevents me playing a role with flair and creativity. What I want to know who he'll be playing, a decent biography with at least some basic information so I can decide if I want to play opposite him in a RP. Then I’ll choose my character to compliment him and the potential for a good role play. If he just says, I'll be playing as me, I'll point out that role play by definition means 'playing a role' and playing as yourself doesn't qualify as role play; its simply themed texting. Ls x
Ok, you're a horny house wife that wants a man in a onesie. I'm gonna be me, a man in a onesie. Lets get it on ladies! I got mad typing skills and can weave a story you wont believe....I'll prove it. Oh baby suck it more. yeah like that, take it in your ass now. you like that? I'm done, I came....dm me later.
"hey, the flame brand wielded by Aragorn on Weathertop worked against the Nazgul... should come in handy on a date gone bad...."
