Coffee??

Coffee or wine??

 

Heroine.... Am I alone on this? Wait Wha?

 

I like heroines too. Supergirl or Catwoman?

 

DAMN YOU SPELLCHECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ....Hides in shame!

 

LOL. Such a spellcheck could be a saver in more formal situations

 

Anyway, is the coffee supposed to be in a form of a White Russian, or something like that? Because, I don't see how the two compare.

 

Tea

As in tea bagging, being tea bagged, begging to be tea bagged. Dripping, warm, tea bags.

 

Don't forget to raise your pinky while teabagging. Stay classy.

 

You got it. Pinky raised. Lips pursed, ready to blow little puffs to cool it down, and then sip till it is all empty

 

I typically go for honey with my teabags. Nice and thick cream, anyone?

 

What's that? A sex position?
Or is that code for a tiny smelly cock?

 

Thats my mug in the office. Because im an action guy with plenty of muscles. Or was was it because i drink tea the whole day?



Oh...wait... Should i have posted this in the mugshot section? Sorry mods if i'm wrong

 

*goes flaccid*

 

Are you gonna tell me how pretty I am?

 

Bwahahahhaaaa

I am in fucking HEAVEN ^^^^^

Geez my standards of what heaven is have dropped considerably...

 

C O F F E E!!! MAKE MINE A LATTE WITH LOTS OF AGAVE SYRUP!!!!! or I like my sugar with coffee and cream!