Confess your sins....

I'm sorry @SeaPaganLady, I'm sometimes lost with words, can you tell me what fap is?

 

Self masturbation done well.

 

Mia culpa my child. Mia Culpa

 

Mmm ok so you a very bad girl and should be punished, like 99% of us here

 

Mmmmnn punishment for such a naughty girl like myself just lock little old me away with a bunch of horny demons for eternity lol.

 

well now its just ruined. guh

 

I confess that i once stole candy from a store by accident because i forgot to pay for it but it was in my pocket. I also once intentionally stole a single condom from a box during my horny teen days.
I also masturbate everyday. Often more than once a day. Sometimes twice within hours.
I've also pirated at least twenty movies my parents wouldn't let me watch and watched them when i was supposed to be studying.

I'm going to hell, aren't i?

 

It's okay. I also flick the bean more than once a day. God said to know thyself. You're good.

 

I get this but wouldn't it be easier to just stay single? That way nobody gets hurt

 

I'm in, where do I sign?

 

I will confess that I have given a look and grope to a cop for pulling me over once...