Did you know...

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on Earth, and put them end to end, reaching from the edge of Earth's atmosphere toward the moon, all of those elephants would die?

 

The bottom 1st I'd reckon

 

If mass teleportation were involved in order to position them, they would all suffocate at around the same time.

 

I thinking more a lot of really big cannons and and heaps of explosives, a' la Mythbusters style

 

This just blew my mind.

 

Am I missing something or is this blindingly obvious?

 

The vacuum would kill them first.
Not the lack of oxygen!
Their blood will boil to create steam and explode them.

Lovely

 

This is probably more realistic:

https://www.space.com/30066-what-happens-to-unprotected-body-in-outer-space.html

Elephant's skin is significantly thicker and tougher, so physical deformation would probably be far less dramatic.

 

But after death the steam under the skin will create thousands of Newtons of force!
This would be extremely dramatic if the pressure builds to breaking point!

 

There's only so much pressure that can be built, considering the source volume. If you have a nasty cut, perhaps your innards would leak fluid/gases, but our skin is able to stay intact under earth's gravity and atmospheric pressure, so a breaking point is unlikely.

 

There would be enough fluid beforehand.

 

Please say they are pink elephants with their tails ties together like they do at the circus ~~

 

they say you learn something every day, i just don't know who they are and why the fuck they would say that.

 

The poets said:

Money doesn’t bring happiness

But what do the poets know about money?

 

The blood only boils in Rapid decompression

 

Did you know that 99 % of constipated people couldn't give a shit

 

Did you know that a person who has ginger hair actually has no dominant gene for hair colour

 

Yup