Well I thought I would share some of my FCN eRules of Wisdom Rule No 1: Only ever tell chatters what you want them to know... Rule No 2: Never fall in eLove Rule No 3: If you do fall in eLove, never admit to it or tell a chatter/s. Rule No 4: Never trust someone who says 'trust me' Rule No 5: Only share personal photo's that you want all chatters to see..... you all know what I am talking about Rule No 6: If you are going to lie... get caught in that lie....keep lying like you didn't get caught in the lie... then admit to lying....and then get mad because nobody trusts you.... ... smh Rule No 7: If you are going to lie... be consistent and remember to write down the shit you lied about, otherwise you are bound to get caught... which brings me back to Rule No 6 Rule No 8: If you are going to use fake pictures, ffs at least use believable pictures. Rule No 9: Remember most people know how to take a screenshot.... js.. Rule No 10: Don't always believe what you see on cam... Well I thought I should add a few more Rules of Wisdom.. Rule 11: Never think you are the only one they are whispering sweet nothings to..... chat allows many PM tabs Rule 12: Remember the cut n paste feature.... your PM/Whisper could be the butt of many jokes... for months to come Rule 13: Remember the movie Mean Girls? FCN was their inspiration Rule 14: Keep in mind that sweet guy/girl may have stalker qualities which includes a supply of duct tape, zip locks, plastic wrap and a deep freezer Time for some more e rules of wisdom Rule 15: If you do fall in elove and it doesn't go to plan, for the love of god don't air all your shit out on main for everyone to see, keep it in private. Unless of course, you would like to become the talk of chat for weeks to come. Rule 16: See above Don't drag everyone else into your drama. Rule 17: Don't believe everything you see typed in chat. That hot woman you are cybering is more than likely a fat, wrinkly, smelly old man and that hot man you are cybering is more than likely the same fat, wrinkly, smelly old man. Rule 18: That woman/man you are so caught up on is more than likely already taken in real life and that relationship that they claim is 'loveless, hard to explain, I don't love her/him anymore' etc etc is just justification in their own minds that it's ok to be sitting in chat at 3am whispering sweet nothings to you, whilst their partner sleeps next to them. Rule 19: Leads me to this next very important rule.. that partner in real life that you think is asleep next to you is really watching you with one eye open and is clutching a rather large dildo in one hand ready to chase you out of your house, throwing said dildo at the back of your car as you hastily make your get away. (disclaimer: this really did happen to a chatter and no it was not me.)
LoL SaM! The only voice of experience this lil' chipmunk has - is a high pitched one - singing 'Air Supply'! Luckily, I have been neutered to keep me out of trouble My Dick Pic did get out there once......but thankfully most chatters mistook it for a small, kinda hairy, fried chip!
I remember when I used to have to walk 20 miles to HS, if we were lucky we got to ride on the back of a horse drawn carriage... or some days on the back of a roo, on occasions a wombat .... my mind seems to be confused... SEE old age !!!
