dreadyJasmin's FCN eRules of Wisdom.....

Lmao SaM, noooo. Although I am sure many have tried.

 

I was trying to showcase the chubby rolls @ holding breath... sadly I do have a baby pic like this. lol and damnit I was bloody cute too!!!

 

Well I thought I should add a few more Rules of Wisdom..

Rule 11: Never think you are the only one they are whispering sweet nothings to..... chat allows many PM tabs
Rule 12: Remember the cut n paste feature.... your PM/Whisper could be the butt of many jokes... for months to come
Rule 13: Remember the movie Mean Girls? FCN was their inspiration
Rule 14: Keep in mind that sweet guy/girl may have stalker qualities which includes a supply of duct tape, zip locks, plastic wrap and a deep freezer

 

I haven't had any problems with any sweet/nice guys, straight up bitch mode keeps them in their place and out of my pm box

 

Time for some more e rules of wisdom

Rule 15: If you do fall in elove and it doesn't go to plan, for the love of god don't air all your shit out on main for everyone to see, keep it in private. Unless of course, you would like to become the talk of chat for weeks to come.

Rule 16: See above Don't drag everyone else into your drama.

Rule 17: Don't believe everything you see typed in chat. That hot woman you are cybering is more than likely a fat, wrinkly, smelly old man and that hot man you are cybering is more than likely the same fat, wrinkly, smelly old man.

Rule 18: That woman/man you are so caught up on is more than likely already taken in real life and that relationship that they claim is 'loveless, hard to explain, I don't love her/him anymore' etc etc is just justification in their own minds that it's ok to be sitting in chat at 3am whispering sweet nothings to you, whilst their partner sleeps next to them.

Rule 19: Leads me to this next very important rule.. that partner in real life that you think is asleep next to you is really watching you with one eye open and is clutching a rather large dildo in one hand ready to chase you out of your house, throwing said dildo at the back of your car as you hastily make your get away. (disclaimer: this really did happen to a chatter and no it was not me.)

 

lmao SaM. so true

 

Someone said the other day in chat that my erules of wisdom are just common sense, I say there are a lot of people who lack common sense.

 

Oh and I love the change "eWise and stuff" I feel like a dreaded wizard

 

Lol , I like!!