chloroform, marky. Sure she'll have a headache in the am, but make sure she has some water. Be the gentleman I know you can be
Marky, you have 2 options, 1- tell her you are the gas man and youre there to read the meter , 2 - buy her a bunch of roses ,hand it to her , go down on your knees and propose, oh, don't forget the RING !! good luck and may you have many ankle biters
Ok Marky, the way I see it this could play out the following way: 1. You whip out your dick and with luck she will be so memorised by it that she has forgotten the fact that she found you in the bushes in the first place 2. She dies laughing which gives you enough time to escape 3. She grabs that hammer, bops you over the head, you wake up hog tied in the basement, wearing a gimp mask and she is wearing a very large strap on...
