Haha it was very tasty too....I hit you with my gobstopper from 20 metres...how's your butt? Lol ️xx️xxI splat a custard pie in @MJW1234 face
Owww catapults are not allowedHaha it was very tasty too....I hit you with my gobstopper from 20 metres...how's your butt? Lol ️xx️xx
I'll whack you with my conker...its a 26er ️xx️xxOwww catapults are not allowed
I whip you with a licorice lace...ha!
I'll Tiddle your Winks ️xx xOwww catapults are not allowed
I whip you with a licorice lace...ha!
That's just a downright fib! I spank your ass with a candy cane...I'll whack you with my conker...its a 26er ️xx️xx
️Mmmm yes please....ouch.....I'll ice cream you with my 99 up your nose ️xxxxThat's just a downright fib! I spank your ass with a candy cane...
*slyly opens a tin of beans*️Mmmm yes please....ouch.....I'll ice cream you with my 99 up your nose ️xxxx
Haha bring it on ive got my Harry Ramsdens ready lol ️xx.*slyly opens a tin of beans*
*loads her peashooter with a bean*Haha bring it on ive got my Harry Ramsdens ready lol ️xx.
Damn forgot about that....launches my Spotted Dick like a grenade ️xx.*loads her peashooter with a bean*
Ooer missusDamn forgot about that....launches my Spotted Dick like a grenade ️xx.
Ooohhhh Matron lolOoer missus
Blows a bean in your eye
Haha ive Bean beat....should have used chemical warfare instead....my arse of mass destruction after a Vindaloo ️xx️xx
Or should have used Toffees....sticky warfare ️xx
Godammit you are SO sexyHaha ive Bean beat....should have used chemical warfare instead....my arse of mass destruction after a Vindaloo ️xx️xx
Thrown a Werther's Original attached to a pensioner ️xx
Likelihood of falsies coming out thoughThrown a Werther's Original attached to a pensioner ️xx
Glad you've noticed my dear Spankums.... There I was thinking you were attracted to my beans but all along it was my sexy skid marked arse lol ️xx.Godammit you are SO sexy