Lol I just smashed the screen on mineUnfortunately this will have to wait, my phone is dying...
Lol I just smashed the screen on mineUnfortunately this will have to wait, my phone is dying...
Oh no!Lol I just smashed the screen on mine
My palms got slippery thinking about mars barsOh no!
Was mjw trying to show you how big cock again?
Omg did you test drive it by any chance?View attachment 5259 my old note4 on tuesday
That's impressive!View attachment 5259 my old note4 on tuesday
Mmmmm we could add that to our food fetishes maybe? ️Xx.Mmmmm I could easily move to the dark side...
It will be beans and greens and all things mean ️xx.I think it's time us girls showed the fellas what we're made of... and it won't all be sugar and spice and all things nice lol
Was that with a bum burp or karaoke singing? ️Xx.Lol I just smashed the screen on mine
Aw but I couldn't be mean to you darlingIt will be beans and greens and all things mean ️xx.
No how big my tin opener is ️xx.Oh no!
Was mjw trying to show you how big cock again?
Your noxious arse obvsWas that with a bum burp or karaoke singing? ️Xx.
Aw same here my dear Spankums Id always lovingly wipe away any baked bean juice from your brow After ive launched it at your head lol ️xx.Aw but I couldn't be mean to you darling
Ive heard you humming to the Dambusters them in the shower so it could have been either lol ️xx.Your noxious arse obvs
Or was it just bean juice residue on them? ️Xx.My palms got slippery thinking about mars bars
Yes my arse does do a rather good rendition of itIve heard you humming to the Dambusters them in the shower so it could have been either lol ️xx.
Haha I enjoy it when we do it together in the shower so it sounds like it's in stereo or surround sound lol ️xx.Yes my arse does do a rather good rendition of it
I just noticed you have no profile pic my dear Spankums? ️Xx.Yes my arse does do a rather good rendition of it
Oh no hope the bean was ok Spankums? Hope he didn't fire his laser jets while in there? ️Xx.Darling a lovely man came and said he was from the council, I had to let him in, he had a badge in a shiny plastic wallet. He said we had to clean up but then he slipped on a bean and managed to land with his pocket rocket in my space station