A fiftyish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight.
Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"
The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care. I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18 year-old."
The husband said, "What did he say about your 56 year old ass?"
"Your name never came up," she replied
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
Jack jumped over the candle stick
Dear oh dear he should have jumped higher
Oh good gracious, great balls of fire
Hey Diddle, Diddle,
The cat did a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun
Then died of electric shock.
Jack be nimble jack be quick jack jump over the candlestick, if jacks so nimble and jacks so quick why is he in the hospital with a lil burnt dick.
I got a question to ask you.
I know we don't know each other that well, and I really shouldn't be asking you this....
I feel kinda shy, but I want it soooo bad, don't get me wrong it's just that I haven't had it for a long time.
I can already feel it going in so hard and coming out so soft and wet.....
I need it!!! I'm desperate
You must think I have a lot of nerve asking you for this, but I can feel my tongue around it sucking all the juice out until there are no more left, this has been on my mind all day long and I hope I'm not being too forward here.
I'm usually not like this, but.......
keep going
can I please have a piece of gum
Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"
The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care. I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18 year-old."
The husband said, "What did he say about your 56 year old ass?"
"Your name never came up," she replied
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
Jack jumped over the candle stick
Dear oh dear he should have jumped higher
Oh good gracious, great balls of fire
Hey Diddle, Diddle,
The cat did a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun
Then died of electric shock.
Jack be nimble jack be quick jack jump over the candlestick, if jacks so nimble and jacks so quick why is he in the hospital with a lil burnt dick.
I got a question to ask you.
I know we don't know each other that well, and I really shouldn't be asking you this....
I feel kinda shy, but I want it soooo bad, don't get me wrong it's just that I haven't had it for a long time.
I can already feel it going in so hard and coming out so soft and wet.....
I need it!!! I'm desperate
You must think I have a lot of nerve asking you for this, but I can feel my tongue around it sucking all the juice out until there are no more left, this has been on my mind all day long and I hope I'm not being too forward here.
I'm usually not like this, but.......
keep going
can I please have a piece of gum