Hello world!

"Sometimes I can't tell if he's looking at my face or my tits."
"Maybe he's looking at both!"

 

And if that one wasn't 'cool' enough for ya, this one'll surely get you going!

 

It seems I have the room to myself...
Might as well make myself more comfortable!

Honestly me sense of humor is centered on physical comedy, sarcasm, hyperbole, and the occasional turn-a-phrase.

My room, my cave, so safe and warm,
And cold and hot, but never storms.
I like to flaunt my shit in stride,
My cave a reason to abide.
With fluttered thoughts my brain awakes,
And stretching slowly it awakes,
I see a mirror on the wall
And through it's gaze I can recall
A summer's day, midwinter, fall!
Anything to do at all
But to these thoughts I say, "BEHAVE!"
....
It's too damn cozy in my cave

Sleep deprived Kraken sends his regards,
Many a lovely day, y'all!

 

Edited, forgot to add a line. Needed that meter to make a little sense