How to shower or bathe

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Stanthropical

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The quick winter shower:

Get water running as hot as you can comfortably handle.
Get wet and redirect water to faucet.
Shampoo your hair quickly. Use a soap bar to get your hands really soapy, run the bar of soap up and down in your ass crack, rub it quickly all over your body.
Use your hands quickly to work up the suds all over your body—don't forget your face, your groin, between toes and asscrack.
Switch water to shower head and rinse off.
Check the timer for new record, you weirdo.

Drop your own version of any kind of shower or bath. ;)
 
You asked for it lol.

Long winter shower:
Come in soaked and cold....shivering. turn the water on warm and climb in. Slowly turn the hot up as your body adjusts. Steam fills the room. Add cucumber/melon shower gel to my bamboo cloth. Scrub my skin til its red and invigorated. Pour some hair conditioner in my hand and scrub my hair well. Rinse thoughroughly. Stand under the water letting it spray over every surface. Turn often. Put hands on the shower wall with my face to the spray. Feel all my cares wash away. Once the water starts to cool, turn off the tap. Wrap a towel on my head and another on my body. Go stand by the wood stove and feel the heat saturate every cell. Sip my waiting tea. All is wonderful with the world.
 
My kind of shower...

Lifting my shirt over my head, then slowly bending over to pull down my panties and letting them fall to the floor. Turn the hot water on and let the steam fill the room. Pull my hair into a messy bun, then climb into the shower. Squeeze some body wash onto my wash cloth and start working the soap over my breasts. Around the left, then the right. Up my neck, tilting my head, behind my ears. Down to my belly button, then around to my ass, sliding it between my cheeks. Back around to my belly, then moving all the way down to my feet, between each toe. Back up to my thighs, slowly working it between them, in and out, gently rubbing against my clit. After rinsing and hanging my wash cloth, I close my eyes and lean into the stream, letting the warm water rinse my soapy skin. My hand travels down to gently rub my clit as I lose myself in the sound and feel of the water... After I'm finished I turn the water off and wrap myself in my towel feeling very refreshed and satisfied.

Probably not what you are looking for but idgaf :p
 
Kbunny said:
My kind of shower...

Lifting my shirt over my head, then slowly bending over to pull down my panties and letting them fall to the floor. Turn the hot water on and let the steam fill the room. Pull my hair into a messy bun, then climb into the shower. Squeeze some body wash onto my wash cloth and start working the soap over my breasts. Around the left, then the right. Up my neck, tilting my head, behind my ears. Down to my belly button, then around to my ass, sliding it between my cheeks. Back around to my belly, then moving all the way down to my feet, between each toe. Back up to my thighs, slowly working it between them, in and out, gently rubbing against my clit. After rinsing and hanging my wash cloth, I close my eyes and lean into the stream, letting the warm water rinse my soapy skin. My hand travels down to gently rub my clit as I lose myself in the sound and feel of the water... After I'm finished I turn the water off and wrap myself in my towel feeling very refreshed and satisfied.

Probably not what you are looking for but idgaf :p
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That's exactly what we're looking for.
 
It's a cold day out in the garden or the woodshop and coming in with a layer of dust or dirt. Feeling warm from heavy work and alive for creating something or watching it grow.

Turning on the shower at a medium heat and waiting for it to warm up as I she's clothes and boxers. Stepping in and feeling the warm water lick at my skin and shivering as water runs through my curly brown hair. Taking a good measure of Cedar and Citrus shampoo and working up a good lather and massaging it into my scalp. Closing my eyes as I tilt my head back feeling the water run down my back and wash away the suds.

Lathering up the coconut fiber loofah with body wash and scrubbing all over, feet first, then halves,.moving up over the the thighs, back, pecs stomach. Switching to a wash cloth for the armpits neck and face before moving down. Soaping well the balls, between the legs and rolling back the skin and cleaning throughly.

Turning up the temperature and facing the shower and letting it wash away all the cares of the day. Feeling the warm water pour heat into every part of my body. Trying not to think of all the beautiful curvy women on FCN... Failing at that.

Reaching out of the shower for the lotion and taking the shower head down and turning it most. Getting a really good ass and ball tickling stream going from behind while slowly building to a leg shaking, involuntary moaning moment of pure, warm, wet pleasure.

(Wonders if this might be TMI, knows there's many a guy on here that would confess to this.)
 
My kind of shower...

Turn the hot water on and pull the lever for the shower cause I don't step into cold water unless I have to. Pull my shirt off over my head like its a piece unworthy fabric hiding my sexiness from the world, but it gets caught on my elbow a bit and then it almost tears as I pull it over my head.

Being very cautious not to glimpse my ass in the mirror, I slip into the HOT shower.

Just a smidgen of shampoo for my scalp and a touch more for my beard. Soap the arm pit, ass crack and get really good under the danglies. Shoulders, arms etc. a quick rub down.

A little more soap while I think of @Kbunny 's shower experience.

After that I let the hot water cascade over my shoulders as I lean against the wall absolutely destroying people in imaginary arguments. Like its not even close. I got an answer to everything and they don't know shit..... ohhh water has lost its scorchedness. Touch the hot up a little bit. Eventually get the hell out feeling smart, refreshed, and ready to race too work cause I spent to long in such a glorious place.
 
Blue_Eyed_Guy said:
It's a cold day out in the garden or the woodshop and coming in with a layer of dust or dirt. Feeling warm from heavy work and alive for creating something or watching it grow.

Turning on the shower at a medium heat and waiting for it to warm up as I she's clothes and boxers. Stepping in and feeling the warm water lick at my skin and shivering as water runs through my curly brown hair. Taking a good measure of Cedar and Citrus shampoo and working up a good lather and massaging it into my scalp. Closing my eyes as I tilt my head back feeling the water run down my back and wash away the suds.

Lathering up the coconut fiber loofah with body wash and scrubbing all over, feet first, then halves,.moving up over the the thighs, back, pecs stomach. Switching to a wash cloth for the armpits neck and face before moving down. Soaping well the balls, between the legs and rolling back the skin and cleaning throughly.

Turning up the temperature and facing the shower and letting it wash away all the cares of the day. Feeling the warm water pour heat into every part of my body. Trying not to think of all the beautiful curvy women on FCN... Failing at that.

Reaching out of the shower for the lotion and taking the shower head down and turning it most. Getting a really good ass and ball tickling stream going from behind while slowly building to a leg shaking, involuntary moaning moment of pure, warm, wet pleasure.

(Wonders if this might be TMI, knows there's many a guy on here that would confess to this.)
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Can I shower with You?
 
Flirtinghubby said:
My kind of shower...

Turn the hot water on and pull the lever for the shower cause I don't step into cold water unless I have to. Pull my shirt off over my head like its a piece unworthy fabric hiding my sexiness from the world, but it gets caught on my elbow a bit and then it almost tears as I pull it over my head.

Being very cautious not to glimpse my ass in the mirror, I slip into the HOT shower.

Just a smidgen of shampoo for my scalp and a touch more for my beard. Soap the arm pit, ass crack and get really good under the danglies. Shoulders, arms etc. a quick rub down.

A little more soap while I think of @Kbunny 's shower experience.

After that I let the hot water cascade over my shoulders as I lean against the wall absolutely destroying people in imaginary arguments. Like its not even close. I got an answer to everything and they don't know shit..... ohhh water has lost its scorchedness. Touch the hot up a little bit. Eventually get the hell out feeling smart, refreshed, and ready to race too work cause I spent to long in such a glorious place.
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Oh lordy!
 
Flirtinghubby said:
My kind of shower...

Turn the hot water on and pull the lever for the shower cause I don't step into cold water unless I have to. Pull my shirt off over my head like its a piece unworthy fabric hiding my sexiness from the world, but it gets caught on my elbow a bit and then it almost tears as I pull it over my head.

Being very cautious not to glimpse my ass in the mirror, I slip into the HOT shower.

Just a smidgen of shampoo for my scalp and a touch more for my beard. Soap the arm pit, ass crack and get really good under the danglies. Shoulders, arms etc. a quick rub down.

A little more soap while I think of @Kbunny 's shower experience.

After that I let the hot water cascade over my shoulders as I lean against the wall absolutely destroying people in imaginary arguments. Like its not even close. I got an answer to everything and they don't know shit..... ohhh water has lost its scorchedness. Touch the hot up a little bit. Eventually get the hell out feeling smart, refreshed, and ready to race too work cause I spent to long in such a glorious place.
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Smidgen ❤️
 
The Friday night bubble bath:

I like to begin by pouring a glass of red wine to sip while preparing the bath. I turn on the hot water and drizzle in the lavender bubble bath. As the tub fills, the scent of lavender fills the room. I light 3 or 4 candles and place around the tub. While waiting for the tub to finish filling, I undress, wrap my body in a towel, and pull my hair up in a quick bun. I walk back out to the kitchen to get a fresh glass of wine and the movement of my boobs as I walk causes the towel to slide down my body. I grab the towel and wine and tiptoe quickly back to the tub. The tub is almost full, so I turn the light off and climb in to the mountain of bubbles. The water so hot, it stings for a second and makes my nipples hard. The warmth of the water over my cold body combined with the warm, fuzzy feeling from the wine relaxes me instantly. My hands begin to explore from my boobs down my stomach. As my fingers venture further south, I open my legs and allow the water from the faucet to rain down over my....
 
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LilithX said:
The Friday night bubble bath:

I like to begin by pouring a glass of red wine to sip while preparing the bath. I turn on the hot water and drizzle in the lavender bubble bath. As the tub fills, the scent of lavender fills the room. I light 3 or 4 candles and place around the tub. While waiting for the tub to finish filling, I undress, wrap my body in a towel, and pull my hair up in a quick bun. I walk back out to the kitchen to get a fresh glass of wine and the movement of my boobs as I walk causes the towel to slide down my body. I grab the towel and wine and tiptoe quickly back to the tub. The tub is almost full, so I turn the light off and climb in to the mountain of bubbles. The warmth of the water over my cold body combined with the warm, fuzzy feeling from the wine relaxes me instantly. My hands begin to explore from my boobs down my stomach. As my fingers venture further south, I open my legs and allow the water from the faucet to rain down over my....
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Pssst... pushing aside some bubbles,...room for one more? Or shall i just fill your glass for you? ;)
 
The "your-all-out-of-toilet-paper at a party shower"

Quietly sneaks downstairs to go #2 during a full house party. Not the cleanest one either. My asshole probably looked like a 5 year old Brown Crayola'd all over it.

Fuck. I was in such a hurry I didn't check for toilet paper before I sat. Wide-legged side shuffle so I can root through the cupboards but none to be found.

Panic setting in. Choices are few. I only have one shirt on. I could wipe with underwear but where does the evidence go?!?! WHERE THE HELL WOULD THE EVIDENCE GO!!!!??!

*lightbulb above head*

Turns the shower on, letting it get to the optimal temperature for removing shit streaks from the bumhole. One wide legged foot carefully steps out from pants/undies combo and gently steps into the foreign showering cubicle followed by the other.

Bar of soap. Sweet baby jesus there's a fucking bar of soap!!! No conserving this persons hygiene supplies now, hands soapy as can be. A good bum clean. Really good. No sense doing a ........ half-assed job ;).....

Thorough handwashing after for sure. Quietly turn the tap off and pray to god there's a towel of some sorts. Dried, de-crayola'd and fresh as fuck the clothes reassemble and I exit with a satisfaction all my own.

House owner: .... did you just have a shower?

Me: yeah. And you're out of toilet paper.
 
Mmmmm my bathtub is calling my name right now...
Start filling it with hot steamy water and throw 2 handfuls of ginger peach epsom salts in. Sit 3 of my toys on the edge. Go naked to the kitchen to get a tea while the tub fills. Stoke up the wood stove on my way back. Close the bathroom door so the dogs leave me alone. Use my phone to crank tunes on my tv and Google home.

Climb in the tub and pick up my phone...wander thru FCN and OFN looking for something/someone to do.
To be cont'd.....
 
Dan44 said:
So what I like to do is get myself all nice and naked, because that’s the best way to shower, then step in and:

soapy soapy
Washy washy
Scrubby scrubby
Touchy touchy
Tuggy tuggy
Jerky jerky
Squirty squirty
Re-soapy soapy
Re-washy washy
Rinsey rinsey

towel myself off and away I go. o_O
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Sexy & funny...perfect!
 
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