Online Flirting Guide [Guide to Flirting Online] Wednesday, August 17, 2017 by Zenith Online Flirting Guide.txt NOTE: THIS ADVICE ONLY WORKS WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO WOMEN. DON'T MAKE THIS WEIRD MEN!!!! EVER BEEN IN THIS SCENARIO& WIFE WALKS IN AND SIGHS DEEPLY& WHEN YOU ASK WHAT IS PROBLEM SHE SAYS IS NO PROBLEM AT ALL~!!!! AND INTERRUPT WHEN TOO BUSY WATCH THE FOOTBALL GAME ON TV. <fontsize = large> NO PROBLEM Scenario 1: You see a woman online. She's posting, like nothing's up. Solution 1: Try posting "may I have sex with you please." Women love to see a pictare of your penus so you may post it in teh chat rooms. Example conversation between a man [denoted by the most powerful letter, X] and a woman [denoted by the irrational, over-emotional Y. Most women in Freechat fall into the category of slummy slugs that have bad underleg odor, so you must be careful when you make a private message ] Also, tit cheese is real. [YOU DID IT X!! NOW YOU'RE GOING TO FUCK HER] b Glossary of good words to use: Mmmmm& ahah ohhhhhhhhhhhh& ohhhhhhhh jaaaajajajaaja Find a discussion thread or facebook post or whatever where two people are having an argument about a movie or TV show. It's probably game of thrones or some shit. Say to one of them: "Hey is this guy bothering you" If you can't find enough women online check this out: PHONEBOOK Now take a look at Fig. 4B which is on the next pagina. Women adore this chivalrous behaviour because most men in chat like to mastorbate and leave and never adopt a kitten to replace the one they killed whilst masterbating. Like this:
Wtf! I've been known to like my whiskey , beer and bud but you may need to reevaluate some things dude.
I happen to believe 95% of all the threads fall into the 'WTF' category but I do get your drift, seriously.
Make sure you put a name on it otherwise I can't tell it from the 8,743 other dick pics I have saved on file since last Thursday. If can do any tricks or similar, make sure to list those as well so it stands (no pun intended) out from the crowd I guess its the case of, seen one dick, seen almost all of them. Lakeside xx
