I resolve to try to make it through the year without stabbing anyone in the eye with a fork. I resolve to reduce my speeding habit I resolve to try to have better resolutions for next year. (They weren't on the list)
New Years Res is just another form of procrastination. If you really want to implement an important change into your life, you'll waste no time—and do it right there and then.
You got some shiz backwards, son. Grabbing life by the horns right then and there is far more exciting than waiting until life turns a new leaf and then trying to tame it. You're the Debbie Downer, son.