OMG, WTF, BFF, FWB

Amd

Ask my dick

 

Lmd
Lick my dick

 

Lcf logistics confirmed freight
Ladies come first

 

Used to work for transco. We were to be named

Weald
And
North
Kent
Emergency
Response
Service

Didn't work out

 

Not DPD that was a parcel from me, Dangerous pumping dick x

 

We have loads of shortened phrases​

CCED customs check exempt documants
Cocks coming every day

Didn't think work could be this much fun

 

DMC
drink my cum

 

The Dick has one answer to every question:

Kiss me Lick me Suck me like a vacuum cleaner

 

Im blonde i dont need to spell I have boobs
ASL
A shag later

 

SNP
Scottish Naked Party

 

NDA NON DISCLOSURE AUTHORISED (WORK FORM)
NO DICKS ALLOWED

 

Awp
Amber's wet pussy

 

Again Pattern!

AAP
Amber's Adorable Pussy
ABP
Amber's Beautiful Pussy
ACP
Amber's Cute Pussy
ADP
Amber's Delightful Pussy

Gist: For Amber's pussy we can go from A to Z

 

AEP
Amber's eatable pussy
AFP
Amber's fruity pussy....lol

 

Amber gorgeous pussy

 

Got me doing it now

 

SOS

Shirt on Saturday

 

Ais
Amber in shirt

 

WTF
Wednesday Thursday Friday
Lol