Funny Religious jokes

Discussion in 'Hangouts, Games and Banter' started by Skyla_The_Lugia_Girl, Apr 25, 2021.

  1. Skyla_The_Lugia_Girl

    Skyla_The_Lugia_Girl Active Member FCN Regular

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    Here's mine.

    If the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were Islam:
    "Pizza be unto you."
    "And unto you, pizza."

    (very sry if thats offensive)
     
  2. Z-00

    Z-00 Guest

    I don't get it.
     
  3. Randysavage

    Randysavage Well-Known Member FCN Regular

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    Ask whats this (move one hand over the other hand palms up. Repeat around 10 times.
    When the person says i don't know, you answer....
    Jesus trying to eat M&M's
     
  4. Randysavage

    Randysavage Well-Known Member FCN Regular

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    Same idea but hold your hand (with palm towards your cock) backwards and forwards around 10 times.
    You answer jesus having a wank
     

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