Banter Bull-shit in a MothaFuka's head.

You have too bless the special people at times..

Or hold them under water till they stop struggling..

 

Hmmmm you can say bless your heart all you like. I'll just sit back and smile..

 

Ive been going to the Go-Kart track alot. Im getting pretty good. If theres any go-kart groupies im about to get so much tail.

 

@Lupine & @WomenRfromVenus

*Yawns* zzzzzzzzzzzz

Use ya'lls conversation button.

 

What I need a reason to derail..No wonder I keep getting told off..

 

OMFG! What a neat knit seductive banana!

Banana seduction
Cherry abduction
Peachy temptation
Soft and fleshy
A fruit salad
Tossed salad
Messy and tasty
Knitted up
Knotted up
Give my soul
For a bowl
Of them dirty fruits
Me a puss in boots

 

Ooooo you must not know me too well. I love to play. You don't have a life too

 

Strawberry milk is so good. Is there any thing better.


*Sex
*Pizza
*Cheese
*I'm sure if you have kids, having kids
*When someone slaps you just right
*Hugs. The real kind
*Probably getting married. But I wouldn't know.
* Weird Al Yankovic
*Free samples
* Chocolate milk

 

I racked myself today. There was a ramp with a rail that started from the ground and worked its way up. There I am on my phone not paying attention somehow I managed to get right in the middle of that pole..... as I'm walking boom!

Even when I'm not trying to be a dumbass. I just am...

 

Dgo: Hey you wanna fight?
Sophia: No
Dgo: did you say no? No!
Sophia: Yes.
Dgo: okay I thought you said no.

 

I just laughed for ten fucking minutes. LOL.
Am I evil or just an asshole?

 

So I just came to realize that if there is a knot in your extension cord you're losing 8 feet of length right there... Even if the extension cord is only 3 ft...

 

Nah... That shit funny. But you can be an ass sometimes ;-)

 

No, but you did trigger every Model Railway Enthusiast under the sun!

Shame on you! Extra Fagging duties on the weekend for you, young sir!