Discussion in 'Hookups and Hangouts' started by Tinytiny, May 10, 2018.
TMW one little drink with dinner goes STRAIGHT to your head....
That moment when an old friend makes you smile
When you've done what someone asked of ya and left wondering, I'm i still any good to him?
That moment when it's almost the last work day of the week and......it's payday week and.....it's summertime ♡
Tmw the when your daughter falls of her floating unicorn in the pool goes in head first and comes up laughing. The relief
That moment when you realize your ballpark promotion has gone horribly awry.
[Happy 39th Anniversary, "Disco Demolition Night" at Comiskey]
TMW... you're at home nude, half baked, it's afternoon and the phone rings. Caller ID shows your manager's name. You answer the phone saying, "Hey, 'so-N-sew' what's goin' on?" then you realize next Monday is the holiday and your mind swells with the self-deprecating sounds of, "HEE-HAW! DUMBASS! HEE-HAW!"
Tmw you get a text saying "CONGRATULATIONS dear sir/madam! You are officially a millionaire! (four in one day. God bless Africa)
When I wake up in a hotel room with him no where in sight and wonder was last night all a dream?
When some prick pulls out in front of your learner driver daughter and you slam down on the imaginary brake, she was fine and her road rage was spot on.
Un uh girl! Mrs.Ray
That moment when you can not get enough of someone's company .
The moment when you realize someone you use to be close with is abusing drugs again....sad day.
That moment when the door bell rings, its a courier, and he has a parcel for you.
"Oooo, it's here."
The moment when you first step out of the shower all squeaky clean.
Hopefully he was a hott stud !!
Remember watching the ESPN special on this. What a blast and surprise for thr radio jockey that promoted it.
"What a blast"...I see what you did there.
That moment when you realize the gentle scoreboard suggestion "Please Return To Your Seats" isn't resonating with the rioting crowd.
Not this time. I don't think 'Studs R Us' deliver anyway.. usually gotta go hunt them down yourself.
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