Hmm if I do this I'm gonna be in trouble, hmm if I do that I'm gonna be in trouble! Ok which one will make her the least mad ? Oh hell I guess I better do neither.
That all women like to bitch and nag. Nope. I got better things to do with my time. Bitching is bleck! Nagging isn't the norm
Are you a lady? Or a player? I always ask myself this question. Then I know where things stand from the beginning.
What's up with getting the silent treatment? Sure I totally understand being quite for a bit of time to cool down and collect your thoughts. But for days straight? If the silent treatment is meant to make the other person feel like garbage and heighten tension, I would say that it works.
That we are always ready or can get ready for sex real quickly. No, think Slip and Slide. You gotta take it out the box, spread it apart, carress it in place, then apply moisture before you go ramming your body into it. (This analogy was courtesy of @LastOne, my Slip and Slide duet partner)
That they love dick pics and especially when they are unsolicited..which is why men everywhere are arching their back and getting those angles ready for their best showing
Things we believe about women? That they are confusing, strong and yet worth protecting. We believe they are just too beautiful and smart to ever be able to impress them but we will try nevertheless... We believe they make a life worth living... Now ladies, good luck proving me wrong / that it is a myth...