A man, sitting in a chair on his porch sees a boy walking past his house.
Man - Boy, what you got there?
Boy - Some chicken wire
Man - What you gonna do with it?
Boy - Get me some chickens
Man - Boy, it don't work that way
The boy ignores him and keeps walking... A while later the man sees the boy coming back down the road. He's got 2 chickens wrapped up in the wire.
The next day, same boy walks by.
Man - What you got there boy?
Boy - Duck tape
Man - What you gonna do with it?
Boy - Get me some ducks.
Man - Boy you got lucky last time. No way you're gonna get ducks with some tape.
The boy ignores him and continues walking. A while later here he comes again and has 2 ducks wrapped in tape.
The next day here comes that same boy with a stick in his hand.
Man - Hey boy, what's that you got today?
Boy - Oh this? Just some Pussy Willow.
The man jumps up out of his chair.
.
Man - HOLD ON, LET ME GET MY BOOTS!!
Man - Boy, what you got there?
Boy - Some chicken wire
Man - What you gonna do with it?
Boy - Get me some chickens
Man - Boy, it don't work that way
The boy ignores him and keeps walking... A while later the man sees the boy coming back down the road. He's got 2 chickens wrapped up in the wire.
The next day, same boy walks by.
Man - What you got there boy?
Boy - Duck tape
Man - What you gonna do with it?
Boy - Get me some ducks.
Man - Boy you got lucky last time. No way you're gonna get ducks with some tape.
The boy ignores him and continues walking. A while later here he comes again and has 2 ducks wrapped in tape.
The next day here comes that same boy with a stick in his hand.
Man - Hey boy, what's that you got today?
Boy - Oh this? Just some Pussy Willow.
The man jumps up out of his chair.
.
Man - HOLD ON, LET ME GET MY BOOTS!!
