Banter What kind of drunk are You?

I used to be the fun drunk. I once stripped naked to go swimming at my neighbor's 2 year old's birthday party because I thought the chlorine would blotch my underwear... like bleach. Then I lost the love of my life to cancer at 25, and I started Nick Cage - Leaving Las Vegas drinking. I was literally trying to drink myself to death. I lost my job, most of my friends, I ended up getting pregnant, and I have no idea who the father is - just some random guy I brought home from the bar. I found out I was pregnant on May 27th, 2013. I haven't had a drink since.

Sorry for bringing the room down.

 

Its not the past that matters, the future is what matters.

 

P.s I'm tipsy on wine again at the moment...

 

Here is a great place to say things and you won't be judged .

 

It's 1530 and your in the wine again. Why not it's Sunday day of r&r

 

Just back from the pub uts a gd life sometimes.

 

I was in a nigjt club in scotland once chatting to some lass.asked if she knew anything about golf. She said no so i told her i was a famous golfer there for a comp... She then phoned her dad to tell him she was getting chatted up by his gfolfing idol. So as i ecsorted her outvpf the club to go back to where o stay only to be confeonted ny dad and 2 brothers. God i can run like usain bolt when required....

 

All I can say is: what happens in the Squadron Bar, stays in the Squadron Bar.

 

I'm always a safe drinker and stop when it starts to hit me. Because I have to ride back home alone.
But there is time when me and my friend had the competition of "who drinks first"at the pub. I just had 7 Taquila shots one after the other and she stoped at 5. I was happy I won but the after effects was bad...
My friends said I was talking to a handsome stranger from the other table and cried out loud because he left.
And I had to stay back at my friends appartment that night... I still don't know who that person was...

 

And what goes on on detachmen stays on det!!!

 

I honestly just assumed it was gonna be a scooter or something.

I was smashed!

And cycling with someone on the back whilst completely smashed ain't that fun

 

Had a little bit to drink not to much but could I give directions hell no. Here will do I recognise that gate. As soon as im climbing security arrive rest of journey completed. Fence 16 feet high but gate is only 12 feet.

 

Chatty, laugh at anything then pass out lol

 

Hope it was warm at least.

 

Wow hope it was summer. Unless you live in Vancouver! Is that even a crime in Canada? Ya'll are so chill I would think cops would just go ' miss can you go get some clothes please' lol

 

According to my friends and sadly my own parents, i like to throw breakable objects at people But I also get super flirty and sleepy.