I typically am a fun drunk....until I start acting like a philosopher. Explaining everything too much! lol
The kind who (quite unfortunately) feels the need to display the "skills" I honed while I was a young girl playing Dance Dance Revolution. Seriously. The more I drink, the more I think I'm a hell of a dancer, and the more wrong I become
i am a very happy and flirty drunk.. i like to have a good time.. feel safe n comfortable.. catch a nice buzz.. have some fun.. n maybe explore eachother's bodies.. i respect women n will treat em good n pleasure em even better but if we at a party n some man act stupid or rude around me or my lady.. ima box him TF out
The kind who makes out stupid grocery lists after I've been drinking. Then I get to the store and the only things written down or typed out are: * Aisle 1 * Aisle 2 * All the rest of the fucking aisles.
I'm not necessarily proud of this, but I'm the kind of drunk who screams at my kids to get back in the house and as they cry, I keep throwing rocks at them, and then I realize those aren't my kids and that I don't have any kids, so I breathe a sigh of relief and go drink some more to celebrate.
I once got incredibly drunk and woke up the next day in the hospital after a drunken fight over what the best pokemon was. I had to have stitches in my lip and she was being treated for stab wounds and somehow a minor burn. Since I have learned not to drink with weapons nearby.
I once drank for 12hrs straight and woke up in a parking lot completely dressed but my underwear was in my pocket.
