Banter What would you do if...

[Stanthropical]

Answer a question and leave a question.

Examples:
What would you do if you got fired from your job?
What would you do if aliens landed on your home?
What would you do if your bed tried to eat you?
What would you do if you found me tied up in your trunk?
What would you do it your cat started talking to you?
Etc...

 

[Stanthropical]

What would you do if Elvis showed up at your front door and said he's hungry af?

 

[Waif]

I’d feed him while singing Love Me Tender after I stopped screaming in excitement.

What would you do if I rang your doorbell naked?

 

[Deleted member 1283943]

Get her a warm blankie!

what would you do if you wanted a last minute Halloween costume?

 

[Dogowar]

Strap a mobile to my penis and go as a Dick ta phone lol

What would you do if we met at a party?

 

[Deleted member 1217451]

Be surprised that we recognise eachother and have a chat?

What would you do if I ate all your ice cream?

 

[Deleted member 178467]

Get you a bucket as we have a freezer just for ice cream.

What would you do if I handed over the controls to you and said fly.

 

[PumpkinPie]

Come sit on your lap? Tee hee

What would you do if you swallowed a bee in your glass of water?

 

[GlitchyGlitch]

I'd just puke and cry I guess

What would you do if you couldn't see colors anymore ?

 

[Deleted member 1283943]

Ask people to describe colors for me! That should be fun

What would you do if you could turn invisible?

 

[Esoterix]

Get some peace and quiet.

What would you do if I poked your cheek with a fork?

 

[Busty_Nerd]

Poke you back

What would you do if I set up a photo studio in your house?

 

[Waif]

I’d poke your eye with a fork just because.

I’d watch you work.

What would you do if I broke into your house to soak in a bubble bath?

 

[Stanthropical]

Call the police.

What would you do if I committed white collar crime and I was to either be on a house arrest at your home for one year or in jail for one year, and the judge gave you the decision to make?

 

[Waif]

You would be in jail for the year.

What would you do if I had a complete mental breakdown while on a date with you?

 

[Kbunny]

Hug you and buy you a shot lol

What would you do if I asked you to help me bury someon... I mean something?

 

[MelancholyArtist]

put on my boots & gloves, grab a shovel, and tell you, "It's gonna cost you."

WWYDI I called you onstage to sing a duet?

 

[KittyKats]

Step up and watch the audience run for the exit after a few notes.

WWYDII asked you to clean my kitchen?

 

[Stanthropical]

Ask you "how much you gonna pay me, son?"


What would you do if a huge tree smashed your car overnight?

 

[Waif]

Call the insurance adjuster and tow truck.

What would you do if a flash flood event came upon you within minutes?