Banter Why Are They Single?

[vanilla_hips]

He is obsessed with the idea that mermaids exist, and so he goes sailing instead of dating women.

 

[butterface]

She’s even worse at flirting than I am.

 

[Craig53m]

She's a sloppy eater. Now if it were whipped cream...

 

[vanilla_hips]

Because he’s stuck in @EmmaJay's friend zone.

 

[Stanthropical]

Because she's a Russian ex-KGB spy.