This is going to be a long read, but it is a 100% true, so I couldn't get myself to cut anything out. If you make to the end, I hope you enjoyed it, and thanks for reading 😘
"I've just ordered it, we've got a date Friday then?" I sent to Sugar Dick one late Tuesday night.
After days of very carefully edging my husband towards the idea of buying a new vibrator and subtly suggesting the We-Vibe Sync 2, because "it's got really great reviews from couples!", I got the first part of a fantasy...