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Random fact for the day lol

Did you know that a cubic inch of human bone can bear the weight of five standard pickup trucks? (:

havent seen you in a coons age, but glad your still here with us :)
miss and <3 you

idk dude i set this up so i could add friends

didn't even say bye, not cool

HAPPY BIRFDAY YAZ

I didn’t know if I would like the flowers I planted in the garden recently, but they’re growing on me.

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Everything I want to write seems like a double meaning, so fuck it! I'll just say Good Night and Kinky Dreams. ;)

Fatti sentire qualche volta! ‘Notte! :P

Just had a great, sweaty evening workout. The best part is sleeping like a baby afterwards! :D

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind." The mushroom responds "why not? I'm a fungi"

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don’t bite the hand that fingers you.... or however the saying goes x

no rest for the truly, delightfully and unpredictable...... wicked

..forgive and forget....I wanna forgive you and I wanna forget you...

hey
would you like to video call masturbate?

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If you don't mind my saying so, I think your profile photo and mine would make a perfectly snug fit.