Prove your size!

[Oldgymrat]

One could use tennis balls to compare to their balls I suppose.

Um... not that I've been looking ... but considering the beautiful womens posts here shouldnt it be a tennis ball a soft ball and a nerf football???

 

[LilithX]

“Match,”yeah back to the point of this thread. Match your dingaling to an object. Baby carrot? Maybe a grape? Possibly a crayon? A glitter gel pen? Cucumber? Or maybe you’ve got an eggplant?

 

[Notroh]

Bratwurst and a couple tatertots?

 

[EvilScotsman]

I’m going to need you to calculate the area of the bottle.

You've run out of luck there I'm afraid. I failed math lol, but the bottle holds a litre of Guinness if that helps ya any?

 

[LilithX]

Sigh. It’s a good thing I’m used to giving men instructions.

You will need section the bottle into two cylinders.
A= 2πrh +2πr² (r=radius, h=height)
So, you will need to give me two separate answers.

 

[UnsaintedCali]

Sigh. It’s a good thing I’m used to giving men instructions.

You will need section the bottle into two cylinders.
A= 2πrh +2πr² (r=radius, h=height)
So, you will need to give me two separate answers.

This is why we are friends.

 

[Slopps]

Sigh. It’s a good thing I’m used to giving men instructions.

You will need section the bottle into two cylinders.
A= 2πrh +2πr² (r=radius, h=height)
So, you will need to give me two separate answers.

*Takes notes

The radius must be measured in roubles... Or in potatoes?

 

[Stanthropical]

Y'all could log into #DickRatings chat room anonymously to gauge whether it's worth posting here. Js.

 

[Esoterix]

^ Someone wants the D in chat

 

[Stanthropical]

I did create that room. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[Slopps]

I guess we need an additional room:
"compare your dick with pensils and cucumbers"

 

[Stanthropical]

Everybody's in #DickRatings now. I can hear the crickets in here now.

 

[MCMXCII]

Y'all could log into #DickRatings chat room anonymously to gauge whether it's worth posting here. Js.

I will do this.

 

[Stanthropical]

Do you a have a glitter gel pen? Asking for a fellow mod.

 

[Esoterix]

That mod sounds like an utter pervert.

 

[Stanthropical]

ikr? Bad mod, bad! *wiggles finger "nuh-uh-uh" *

 

[LilithX]

Quit wiggling your finger, it’s giving me ideas.

Speaking of ideas. Maybe we should have a disguise your dick thread. Like, put a little face on it. A hat maybe...bow tie...get creative!

 

[UnsaintedCali]

Oh, I got one a bit more accurate...chisek tip sharpie.

Quit wiggling your finger, it’s giving me ideas.

Speaking of ideas. Maybe we should have a disguise your dick thread. Like, put a little face on it. A hat maybe...bow tie...get creative!

I've already done this...in the Christmas thread...

 

[Stanthropical]

Quit wiggling your finger, it’s giving me ideas.

Speaking of ideas. Maybe we should have a disguise your dick thread. Like, put a little face on it. A hat maybe...bow tie...get creative!

"Your penis has been invited to a formal event..."

"...Dress it up"

 

[LilithX]

^^there ya go! Someone should take that idea and run with it!