Yeah? Ok, here goes:
1. A silicone butt plug is a bigger pain in the ass than a metal butt plug.
2. Wearing a butt plug for hours while trying to go about your day as usual is a pain in the ass.
3. Taking in a butt plug after it's been too long is a pain in the ass.
4. Pooping after having a butt plug is a real pain in the ass!
5. Wiping after that is also a pain in the ass!
Ahaha, you don't wanna do that. I've unfortunately run out of toilet paper, the lines at the store are way too long and I'm way too lazy to stand in line.
Plus, I already have someone taking care of that

thanks for offering, lol