Dear Public Diary,
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LilithX
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Dear diary,
I have lost my mind and gained a few pounds. Fuck this. Fuck you. Fuck off. Fuck me (please?).
I have lost my mind and gained a few pounds. Fuck this. Fuck you. Fuck off. Fuck me (please?).
Dear fucking diary - It seems I'm not the only one to have gained a bitta weight during iso.
I eat so well during the day all keto, leafy greens, low carb veggies and teas and water but ... In the evening the real me comes alive and doesn't care how much I've behaved my self or attempted forms of fitness during the day and nuts out on cookies, chocolate and carbs - especially during a certain time of the month!
Ffs, if I'm not thinking about sex I'm thinking about food and vice versa! The weight loss/gain graph on my fitness ap looks like a heart attack of drastic up n down yoyo-ing spikes!
Where is this thing they call motivation? Has anyone seen that other thing called consistency let alone moderation?? If you know, lemme know!
Pheonixxx OUTTT!
I eat so well during the day all keto, leafy greens, low carb veggies and teas and water but ... In the evening the real me comes alive and doesn't care how much I've behaved my self or attempted forms of fitness during the day and nuts out on cookies, chocolate and carbs - especially during a certain time of the month!
Ffs, if I'm not thinking about sex I'm thinking about food and vice versa! The weight loss/gain graph on my fitness ap looks like a heart attack of drastic up n down yoyo-ing spikes!
Where is this thing they call motivation? Has anyone seen that other thing called consistency let alone moderation?? If you know, lemme know!
Pheonixxx OUTTT!
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Edit: (this shit is real)
Reminds me of @friendlystorm and his poop graph
oi! Diary 
Yesh Yesh Yesh I know lol It's been awhile lol Been a bit busy. Refilled the chocolate fountain with Koi They seem to like it in there Completed the "Naked Handstand while putting on a t shirt" Challenge Taught me that sometimes it's fun when you can't see what you're doing lol Well that is if you know what I mean Oh yeah and I tried to photo copy my boobs today lol ...Umm don't ask lol
Anyway...Cya
Cass x
Yesh Yesh Yesh I know lol It's been awhile lol
Been a bit busy. Refilled the chocolate fountain with Koi They seem to like it in there Completed the "Naked Handstand while putting on a t shirt" Challenge Taught me that sometimes it's fun when you can't see what you're doing lol Well that is if you know what I mean Oh yeah and I tried to photo copy my boobs today lol ...Umm don't ask lol Anyway...Cya
Cass x
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At last we meet again dear diary,
As not so many times before I have little to tell. Forgive me for being so absent in your blank pages filled life, even more so because I know how such emptyness feels.
Nevertheless I have to ask you to hold on and stay strong. Straighten your back and walk along. For better times are coming and we will see you shine. As bright as the sun or my mother on wine.
Be brave in the face of your enemies, so they will think twice.
Love the people close to you even more, for they will do the same.
Always tell the truth, even if it leads to your death. (Except if you can squeeze in a little white lie to save your ass)
Hold on diary, Hold on!!
I wish you could see what warmth I have found. They make even the brightest emerald lose its worth and more important, they put a honest smile on my face.
I wish I could tell you where this place is but I can't...
For they come from everywhere.
Thom. 04/27/2020
As not so many times before I have little to tell. Forgive me for being so absent in your blank pages filled life, even more so because I know how such emptyness feels.
Nevertheless I have to ask you to hold on and stay strong. Straighten your back and walk along. For better times are coming and we will see you shine. As bright as the sun or my mother on wine.
Be brave in the face of your enemies, so they will think twice.
Love the people close to you even more, for they will do the same.
Always tell the truth, even if it leads to your death. (Except if you can squeeze in a little white lie to save your ass)
Hold on diary, Hold on!!
I wish you could see what warmth I have found. They make even the brightest emerald lose its worth and more important, they put a honest smile on my face.
I wish I could tell you where this place is but I can't...
For they come from everywhere.
Thom. 04/27/2020
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friendlystorm
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Hey that was a labor of love, and now you all know how long a Costco pack of tp can last for one person if you ration it correctly hahaha
Dear Diary,
I just want her to be happy.
And naked
I just want her to be happy.
And naked
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LillyK
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Dear Public Diary,
I don't hate people but I definitely scrunch my face and fume when I think of my Spanish professor. This lesson was particularly overwhelming. Even with the answer key (actually worse that way) I had a difficult time. I need a nap. Is it Friday yet?
I don't hate people but I definitely scrunch my face and fume when I think of my Spanish professor. This lesson was particularly overwhelming. Even with the answer key (actually worse that way) I had a difficult time. I need a nap. Is it Friday yet?
Dear Diary, following government advice to begin wearing a face mask in public places, I decided to make one. Looks great btw. Problem is, I cut up an item of clothing to make it, which wasn’t mine. I assumed this item wasn’t important or beloved...oops. Now I’m in the dog house big time.
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LillyK
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Lol so... everytime they see you wearing it
This diary is anything but dear ... I fear it's near BRUTAL! Fruitloops with loose screws telling daily truthfulls. All the crazy ups all the downs written loud daily by lazy fcn clowns squirting daisys with pants down, round and rounds, upside down you're turning me! Their yearning to be heard not concerning me. So many corny Lines from naughty hand-puppets wanting horny times and man muppets 49 times the suck up ... HANDS UP MOTHER STICKER, THIS IS A FUCKUP!!
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Dear Public Diary,
Another day of lockdown and boredom. Can't people watch so been pet watching today
Alf (my dog) has taken up a new game. Its called stealing my left trainer and hiding it in a bush in the garden which attract 4,000,000 wasps (thankfully its raining today so no wasps). Its as if he knows my fears. Expecting him to start taking it to a clown before the week is out
He is still peeing like a she dog since his fluffy dice where taken away. Don't think I can train that out of him so people keep calling him a girl when I take him for a walk. Sorry buddy your fault. You are now a bitch
Eddie (the cat) has enjoyed the rainy day today and slept on the couch in the conservatory waiting for his boyfriend cat next door (Rafferty) to come out and play. With it raining he keeps going out then coming back in 2mins later. Think he goes to lay a quick cable and comes back.
When it did lay off raining he got mugged off by two sparrows sitting on top of the garden furniture while he stalked them around the furniture in circles for 5mins before realising the birds where not there anymore. Deffo sat on by his mum when he was a kitten
Will need something new for tomorrow
Another day of lockdown and boredom. Can't people watch so been pet watching today
Alf (my dog) has taken up a new game. Its called stealing my left trainer and hiding it in a bush in the garden which attract 4,000,000 wasps (thankfully its raining today so no wasps). Its as if he knows my fears. Expecting him to start taking it to a clown before the week is out
He is still peeing like a she dog since his fluffy dice where taken away. Don't think I can train that out of him so people keep calling him a girl when I take him for a walk. Sorry buddy your fault. You are now a bitch
Eddie (the cat) has enjoyed the rainy day today and slept on the couch in the conservatory waiting for his boyfriend cat next door (Rafferty) to come out and play. With it raining he keeps going out then coming back in 2mins later. Think he goes to lay a quick cable and comes back.
When it did lay off raining he got mugged off by two sparrows sitting on top of the garden furniture while he stalked them around the furniture in circles for 5mins before realising the birds where not there anymore. Deffo sat on by his mum when he was a kitten
Will need something new for tomorrow
Riveting.
Haha THATS how shit my day has been haha
I was just being a smart arse and attempting a one word entry in contrast to my usual barrage of psychobabble. Sorry not sorry! Its so cool you've got your fur children to chill with! Animals are the best people!
My only people atm. Other than my spider friend in the garage haha
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nessabbyxo
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Dear Public Diary,
I bought a new phone as an early bday gift and I'm hoping it's a good one and I enjoy it because if not I'll be sad. It got awesome reviews but it's different when you can try the phone out yourself.
I bought a new phone as an early bday gift and I'm hoping it's a good one and I enjoy it because if not I'll be sad. It got awesome reviews but it's different when you can try the phone out yourself.
